What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some effective ways to introduce a fantasy world to your main character without information dumping?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does Trump have the authority to order U.S. strikes on Iran? - PBS

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

"Which K-pop idols do you find breathtakingly beautiful?"

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

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No way

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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